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Donald Trump has revealed a secret weapon that he has dubbed \u201cThe Discombobulator\u201d which was apparently crucial in capturing Venezuelan President Nicol\u00e1s Maduro.<\/p>\n
Yes, you read that right \u2013 the leader of the self-proclaimed most powerful nation on Earth has a secret weapon called \u2018The Discombobulator\u2019 \u2013 I am lost for words.<\/p>\n
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In what is just the latest in a number of (assumingly) unintentional zingers from the president of the United States, Trump has people everywhere scratching their heads once again.<\/p>\n
Only this week, the 79-year-old told a room full of people in the German-speaking part of Switzerland that they\u2019d be speaking German without the US, while he also got Greenland muddled up with Iceland.<\/p>\n
So honestly, we probably shouldn\u2019t be that surprised with the latest reports coming out of the White House that Trump is the proud owner of a discombobulator \u2013 the sort of weapon only owned by goofy evil villains.<\/p>\n Speaking to the New York Post, Trump revealed that the capture of Venezuela\u2019s Maduro came thanks to the use of this new weapon which can make enemy equipment \u201cnot work\u201d.<\/p>\n The Discombobulator supposedly disabled Venezuela\u2019s rockets when the US launched their operation.<\/p>\n He said: \u201c\u2018The Discombobulator. I\u2019m not allowed to talk about it.<\/p>\n \u201cI would love to.<\/p>\n \u201cThey never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off. We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us.\u201d<\/p>\n In the past, Trump has admitted before to having a \u201csecret sonic\u201d weapon which \u201cnobody else\u201d has, so maybe this could be the same thing.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n While little is known about the weapon, there have long been rumours about a \u2018sonic\u2019 weapon, even more so after White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, claimed that Maduro\u2019s guards were brought to their knees bleeding through the nose and vomiting blood.<\/p>\n One eyewitness said all of their radar systems \u201cshut down without any explanation.\u201d<\/p>\n I\u2019m feeling discombobulated just hearing about all this\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \n <\/div>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.joe.co.uk\/uploads\/2026\/01\/GettyImages-2255969940-scaled.jpg?height=683&width=1024\")